Zombie Awareness- Zom Com: The Movie of the Book of the Movie of the Game

We're at the end of zombie awareness month, so I'ma try and write a trailer for a zombie movie I had in a dream involving the Myself and my friends the Mikoslavs. Kind of in a rush though and Blogger's been acting up on me recently as well, so apologies if this is stupid or the setup gets even more messed up than it should be.


Black Screen with text which follows the narrator,
Narrator (V.O)
They're nerdy...

Cut to:
Crew reaches for a replica sword on the shelf, but Cantor grabs his arm in mid motions.

Cantor
Hey! Never, ever stroke another man's
sword without permission!
Cut to:
Black screen again

Narrator (V.O)
Pedantic...
Cut To:
Crew and Keon stand in living room.

Crew
I think we're going to have to take
your car. Mine's like, 3/4 of a mile
away.

Keon
Come on, it couldn't be that far.
Where the hell did you park?

Crew
At the Shop Rite.

Keon
Man, that's maybe a 1/4 of a mile.

Crew
Sure, as the crow flies. Are you a crow?
No? Then shutup.
Cut To:
Black Screen
Narrator (V.O)
Little Shits.

Cut To:
Just, Cantor and Keon in kitchen.

Just
Hey. Who drank my all my OJ?

Cantor
At times like these, it's always safest
to assume that it was the one armed man.

Keon waves his one arm wildly.

Keon
I was framed. Framed I tells ya!
Cut To:
Black Screen
Narrator (V.O)
And they just might be humanity's
last hope.

Cut to:
Montage of zombie destruction. Middle aged man complains at great length to an uninterested Customer Service drone at a department store until drone hops the counter and attacks him. A Zombie fireman eats cat in tree. Little boy asks mother why that woman appears to be eating that man's face, mother starts to answer, and freezes in place. Etc. etc.

Narrator (V.O)
Crewd Entertainment Pictures presents
ZOM-COM.

Cut To:
"dress-up" montage. Just is surrounded by lab equipment. Coke and Mentos can clearly be seen. Crew and Cantor rifle through Cantor's real-metal replica armormy while Keon straps on on Nerf gun after another, McGyviered by Just with Coke and Mentos to fire at high speeds. Keon then kicks open the front door and screams a battle cry, shooting into the crowd of zombies in the driveway. Crew and Cantor rush out behind him and bludgeon knocked down zombies while calmly mutters notations re: zombie strength, stink, etc.

Narrator (V.O)
In December 2012 everything is going
to change.