Friday, May 13, 2011

The Fatman in Briefs: Mind-Body Dichotomy

Will someone please explain to me why so many people believe that smart folks like doctors and researchers are expected to be constantly cold, dispassionate people with no human emotions or traits whatsoever? And why, for that matter, are my fellow nerds subjected to this even if they’ve never in their lives donned a lab coat? Do you really think smart, rational people are secretly robots? Or maybe you think they just don’t like sex?

Well, as a smart, hyper-analytical person myself I’ve decided to do the only logical thing, test this bizarre hypothesis via thoroughly documenting my vigorous experimentation. So far, my studies have indicated that I do in fact, very much enjoy stimulating my wing-wang. Currently, I’m working on a theory which states that there will be an even more pronounced response, including additional Southward bloodflow elevated heart rate,and an increase in the release of certain neruotransmitters if an appropriate second party were to stimulate my wing-wang on my behalf. I’m having a little trouble gathering sufficient data, however, so if any of you fine young fillies would care to join me and verify my findings, I believe you can be accommodated. In return I will gladly assist you in your own studies.


Note: The Fatman is clinically insane and cannot be held accountable for his ramblings. We here at Crewd Philosophy do not condone his thinly veiled innuendo. We feel innuendo needs no veil. It's already an innuendo and not dirty talk. What more do you puritanical boogey men want from us? Also, please don't sue me. This was nothing more than an amusing little hyperbole to prove a point.

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